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Top 25 Simpsons quotes of all time

These are just some of the great quotes from the Simpsons tv-series, I’m sure there are hundreds more ….

“Stop you idiots!” - Mayor Quimby
“Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” - Homer Simpson
“Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?” - Homer Simpson
“this is so Crappy Crap Crap..!” - Bart Simpson
“I’m a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. ” - Homer Simpson
“it dosen’t matter if you win or lose its how drunk you get.” - Homer Simpson
“Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I’m trapped inside two vending machines.” - Homer Simpson”
“you really don’t want that; trust me. ” - Dredorick Tatum
“me flunk english? that’s unpossible.” - Ralph Wiggim
“oh no, i’m going to die in my jammies” - Bart Simpson
“eat my pantaloons.” - Bart Simpson (playing Hamlet)
“i know you can hear my thoughts bart; you’r ass is mine.” - Skinner
“Mmmm, beer. ” - Homer Simpson
“Save me Jebus, save me.” - Homer Simpson
“It takes two to lie… one to lie and one to listen” - Homer Simpson
“do you really want to have sex on half a mattress and behind a billboard?” - Marge Simpson
“I feel like a chicken already, i just made an egg in my pants!” - Ralph
“please Mr. Simpson, if you are not going to buy anything get out and COME AGAIN! ” - Apu
“my mom works at hooters but she plans to work in vegas for a REAL strip club.” - Nelson
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” - Troy McClure
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. ” - Homer Simpson
“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.” - Homer Simpson
“No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it” - Sideshow Bob
“Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!” - Apu
“My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.” - Grandpa

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