In Almeda, Texas, a bar had refused to serve a 47 year old man, on the account he was so drunk, he was asked to leave the establishment. The 47 year old man’s name has not been released, I’ll call him Joe. Joe had stumbled out of the bar and fell on a Harley Davidson. After managing to climb to his feet, Joe wandered into a store that was next to the bar.

 
In Edinburg, Texas 2000 pounds of marijuana caught fire. The fire was so severe that it took 35 fire fighters to battle the blaze with 1000 gallons of water and chemicals and several hundred bags of cheetos and cookies.

Appearantly one cannot sell or promote the sale of any dildo or artificial vagina in the state of Texas. It’s certainly a stupid Texas law, go figure. I felt this picture about sums up that law.