Drunk or Not, Don’t Mess With the Harley Davidson

June 24, 2007 · Filed Under Average Idiots, Idiotic Criminals · Comment 

harley davisonIn Almeda, Texas, a bar had refused to serve a 47 year old man, on the account he was so drunk, he was asked to leave the establishment. The 47 year old man’s name has not been released, I’ll call him Joe. Joe had stumbled out of the bar and fell on a Harley Davidson. After managing to climb to his feet, Joe wandered into a store that was next to the bar. Read more

Firefighters get insanely stoned while putting out fire!

June 22, 2007 · Filed Under Average Idiots · 1 Comment 

burning marijuana leaf 

In Edinburg, Texas 2000 pounds of marijuana caught fire. The fire was so severe that it took 35 fire fighters to battle the blaze with 1000 gallons of water and chemicals and several hundred bags of cheetos and cookies.

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It is Illegal to sell VIBRATORS in Texas

June 9, 2007 · Filed Under Political Idiots · Comment 

Vibrators are illegal to sell in TexasAppearantly one cannot sell or promote the sale of any dildo or artificial vagina in the state of Texas. It’s certainly a stupid Texas law, go figure. I felt this picture about sums up that law.

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