Appearantly long hard thick sausage are legal in Dubai, but sex toys aren’t. A Dubai man dropped some sausages off at a butcher ship in Berlin, Germany and asked them to wrap them, cool them and hold onto them as he was planning on flying to Dubai the following day. But a watchful employee noticed that the sausages seemed a little too heavy. The butcher shop promptly contacted the police for fear there might be something hidden inside the enourmous weiners. How right they were.

Appearantly one cannot sell or promote the sale of any dildo or artificial vagina in the state of Texas. It’s certainly a stupid Texas law, go figure. I felt this picture about sums up that law.