The “Elephant Man,” a Chinese man, 31 years old, is set to have surgery to have the 33 pound tumor on his face removed. The surgery does have some serious risk, as the man has some major blood vessels running through the tumor, and faces the possibility of bleeding to death. The man has had the tumor since birth. Despite the risk, the man is ready to proceed with the procedure because the tumor has deformed his backbone, stunted his growth, and has grown too big to carry around any longer (anything smaller than 30 pounds is fine though?). Check out these pictures. 
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? 
One thing is for sure, whether you vote Republican or Democrat in the upcomming elections, George Bush is out! Gone! Adios! Only one question remains who's going to take the oval office? We've had our underworld goons follow and capture some of the candidates in these very comprimising photos showing off their devil. You decide, who's the best devil? 
The musical art in our society is disappearing, distribution formats are getting smaller and sometimes even invisible in the case of MP3s and WMA. Before there were CDs, Cassette tapes, and 8 track tapes there were vinyl records that came in large cardboard holders. These are slowly becoming extinct and show not only how life was 40 or 50 years ago but also how much hollywood has changed in many years since.
It’s been all over the news today that a man tried to jump into the popemobile. My question like any other sane rational person was, what the hell is a popemobile and should he have one?