The “Elephant Man,” a Chinese man, 31 years old, is set to have surgery to have the 33 pound tumor on his face removed. The surgery does have some serious risk, as the man has some major blood vessels running through the tumor, and faces the possibility of bleeding to death. The man has had the tumor since birth. Despite the risk, the man is ready to proceed with the procedure because the tumor has deformed his backbone, stunted his growth, and has grown too big to carry around any longer (anything smaller than 30 pounds is fine though?). Check out these pictures.

Alli, the newly FDA approved diet pill, is an over the counter version of the prescription-only weight-loss medicine, Xenical, that has been available for several years. Having previously heard of Xenical, I became interested and visited the alli website. While going through their on-line test to see if “I was ready for the alli plan,” I found pictures of greasy burgers, fatty foods, and even donuts, followed by a picture of the bathroom. The web-site has daily regiments you must stick to for losing weight, such as physical exercise, eating healthier and reducing fat in your diet. Why are they showing me pictures of hamburgers and donuts, are those the diet foods that the company is referring to? The other question is that if I were to exercise and reduce the amount of my fat consumption, I would lose weight anyway, why do I need this miracle pill?

Yahya Jammeh, the 41 year old president of Gambia has a miracle cure for AIDS with seven magic herbs and bananas. Medical professionals are skeptical, I wonder why! After all these are magic herbs. Jammeh's healing powers are available only on Thursdays and he has the ability to cure AIDS, asthma, and diabetes.

Out after only 3 days??? Yeah who fucking cares that she went home to be under home confinement for the remaining 40 days because of a medical condition. This video is a hell of a lot more entertaining! Kudos to the guys over at Super Deluxe for making it.

The bot fly is a insect that better known for it’s larvae than as a bug. Amongst the 150 or so different species of Botfly there is one that can make a home in humans. Imagine living with these maggots moving around and growing in your skin. (Semi-Graphic pictures & Video)

Viagra, the little blue pill famous for helping those with erectile dysfunction could become the latest cure for jet lag. Argentine researchers tested the drug on hamsters in a simulated jet-setting environment claim it is so. Now you can have a nice hard erection all night while you get your sleep on. Isn’t there a warning about erections lasting more than four hours?

For $25 you get all this food from Angel Food Ministries. God doesn’t promote healthy eating…   I don’t think one could eat all these fatty foods for any length of time, and not get a heart attack or stroke somewhere along the way.

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