Wife shoots husband in the head while he’s sleeping and when he wakes up she tells him he just has a headache.

Miriam is a UK based Advice columnist who publishes a daily self-help column. One unfortunate lady seeking help about her crossdressing husband sent the following to Miriam. Instead, Miriam decides to sidestep the entire issue! Poor Mrs. B from Essex …. guess you'll have to send your Husband to the shrink after all!

Jesse Davis, a 9-month pregnant Ohio mother was found dead on Saturday, June 23rd after an extensive weeklong search involving over 1000 volunteer searchers. Her boyfriend, Bobby Cutts Jr. was charged with double homicide.
The body was finally found today and her police officer boyfriend was taken into custody to be arraigned in the double homicide.

A Bluffton woman wakes up one morning to find all kinds of profanities written on her body. Her husband is the culprit. I guess her husband couldn’t sleep, and couldn’t find anything else to occupy his time, so he started writing all over her body with an ink pen.

In Beijing, China, five babies were found in the back of a stolen car.  Chinese police are baffled as to the identities of the children. The babies, three boys and two girls are approximately ten days old.  Because of a surge in the population in China, families are only allowed the have one child, in larger cities.

Marquise Hill was a defensive end for the New England Patriots whose dead body was found after he fell off a jet ski in Lake Pontchartrain. According to news sources Mr. Hill and a young lady “friend” were jet skiing without any life jackets. Additionally the articles and news reports talk about his fiance’ who was not with him at the time of the accident. The lady friend had to hang on to a pylon in the water to save herself from drowning, hopefully Mr. Hill’s fiance’ doesn’t kill her!