Appearantly long hard thick sausage are legal in Dubai, but sex toys aren’t. A Dubai man dropped some sausages off at a butcher ship in Berlin, Germany and asked them to wrap them, cool them and hold onto them as he was planning on flying to Dubai the following day. But a watchful employee noticed that the sausages seemed a little too heavy. The butcher shop promptly contacted the police for fear there might be something hidden inside the enourmous weiners. How right they were.

Tom Cruise is set to start producing a movie about Adolf Hitler, but Germany will not allow him to use any German military sites. The German government doesn’t recognize Scientology as a real religion, they claim it masquerades as a religion to make money. Gee wonder where they get that Idea? I guess Germany doesn't like the whole alien overlord thingie.

Attacking killer squirrel seems to prefer aged meat. This attack squirrel injured three people in Berlin, Germany. The squirrel first found his way into to a woman's house, who was 72 years old. The woman had no idea of the squirrel’s presence until the squirrel leaped from behind her and bit down on her hand. She become so frightened that she ran outside screaming and shaking her hand, with the squirrel still firmly attached. The old woman, after violently shaking her hand, was able to shake the squirrel off her.

It’s amazing the silly things that children do sometimes! After arguing with her mother, a nine-year old German child was so upset she had to clean her messy room she held a sign in the window trying to get the attention of people walking by to call the police for help! The sign, “Help! Please call the Police”, was held up by the girl and her younger, two-year old brother.