Imagine a world with no diseases? Where getting old is a thing of the past. Is Bush just afraid we'll all go back to having Romanesque sex orgies when there are no incurable STDs in existance? He doesn't want America to
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional
In the middle of a press conference, our president, George Bush was shit on by a passing sparrow. And who said birds are stupid animals?