Imagine a world with no diseases? Where getting old is a thing of the past. Is Bush just afraid we'll all go back to having Romanesque sex orgies when there are no incurable STDs in existance? He doesn't want America to be doing stem cell research for whatever religious reasons. What ever happened to seperation of church and state?

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

In the middle of a press conference, our president, George Bush was shit on by a passing sparrow. And who said birds are stupid animals?