Miriam is a UK based Advice columnist who publishes a daily self-help column. One unfortunate lady seeking help about her crossdressing husband sent the following to Miriam. Instead, Miriam decides to sidestep the entire issue! Poor Mrs. B from Essex …. guess you'll have to send your Husband to the shrink after all!

For years, anyone has been able to fake the callerID information that is passed along when you make phone calls. The process is known as CallerID spoofing. All one has to do is use one of the pay services that acts as proxy and you could be making your phone calls show up as coming from the FBI, the IRS, or even the Whitehouse!

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Only in America do people order double cheese burgers with bacon, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

In case you have forgotten how to fold your own clothing, we present this three part series of how to fold your clothes with IdiotBrain’s very own, The Blonde Idiot.

These are just some of the great quotes from the Simpsons tv-series, I’m sure there are hundreds more ….

Mexico City, Mexico - Miss USA, Rachel Smith fell flat on her ass during the evening gown portion of the Miss Universe pageant but quickly recovered and went on to become a top five finalist. Throughout the rest of the competition Miss USA was booed vehemontly by the audience.