Amazing Food Art

April 14, 2008 · Filed Under Average Idiots, Idiot Ideas? · Comment 

Fruit ArtThese are some amazing examples of simple art with food.. most of them are made out of fruit. If you have ever tried to create something out of fruit you would know how quickly you must do it before you fruit looks like something out the garbage can.
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Flying Timbits, Police Request Coffee with them Donuts to Investigate!

June 27, 2007 · Filed Under Average Idiots · Comment 

timbitsIn Western Newfoundland, Canada some drive-bys took place at around 1:30 a.m. A woman was assaulted with Timbits, which is a popular Canadian bite size donut. The 20 year-old woman couldn’t make out the license plate of the car, but did say it looked like a Pontiac Trans Am in a bronze color. Read more

Sushi Shortage may lead to Horse Sushi, Deer Sushi?

June 25, 2007 · Filed Under Idiot Ideas? · 1 Comment 

Worldwide tuna shortage may hurt our sushi eating waysThere is an international shortage of tuna that may very well ruin our sushi eating ways. Japan eats the most popular Bluefin Tuna, and consumes 60,000 tons a year, 75% of the world’s annual catch. The Bluefin just can grow quick enough. This has left Japan looking for alternatives in sushi dining, like using raw deer meat or Shergar, horsemeat. Read more

The Cookie Diet - Could it Really be True?

June 25, 2007 · Filed Under Idiot Ideas? · 1 Comment 

Cookie Diet - A Junkfood Junkie's Best Friend??There's a new diet in town, well not so new, but one that is not that well known. It involves eating cookies to help curb your appetite. The cookie diet was created in the 1970's by Dr. Sanford Siegal, a Miami physician. He wanted to create something that would help people control their hunger so that they would stick to their diets and ultimately lose weight, thus he invented the Dr. Siegal's Cookie Diet. Read more

Ronald McDonald Exposed!

June 4, 2007 · Filed Under Celebrity Idiots · 3 Comments 

Ronnie!Have you ever wondered what happens in a day to Ronald McDonald? Like most people, you probably haven’t and never even thought about it. We’ve been fortunate enough to have spies tailing him to report these pictures back to us. This is what happened to Ronald just the other day!

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Peanut Butter - The Bane of Evolution & Atheists Everywhere!

May 31, 2007 · Filed Under Religious Idiots · 3 Comments 

Peanut Butter - Creamy and without evolutionThis crackpot is trying to say that evolution cannot exist and all athiests are wrong because there is no evolution within peanut butter and with 100 Billion experiments performed evolution has not taken place. People like this need to get a life. Read more

So do you sue God when you get a heart attack?

February 27, 2007 · Filed Under Religious Idiots · Comment 

For $25 you get all this food from Angel Food Ministries. God doesn’t promote healthy eating…   I don’t think one could eat all these fatty foods for any length of time, and not get a heart attack or stroke somewhere along the way.

February’s Menu:

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