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An eldery, 74 year old woman from Port Saint Lucie, FL recently had her purse snatched by a fake woman! The woman believes she was followed by the “shim” while she was shopping. Police recovered a condom filled with water that was appearantly used by the thief as a fake breast. The CSI team [...]
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Crossdressing Thief Leaves Condom-Filled Fake Breast Behind
Posted by Chief Idiot on September 3rd, 2008
Posted in Dumb Criminals 
Tags: breast enhancement, breast surgery, crime, florida, thief 
No Comments »Hooters Girl thought she was getting a Free Toyota in Drinking Contest
Posted by Chief Idiot on July 30th, 2007
This is a funny story about everyones favorite chicken wings restaurant, Hooters. A Florida Hooters employee entered a drinking contest thinking the top prize was a brand new Toyota automobile. She was very mistaken!
In a funny twist and play on words, Hooters didn't award a Toyota but gave her a ……
Posted in Average Idiots Tags: drinking contest, dumb girl, florida, hooters, prize winner, yoda 2 Comments »Honey You Just Have a Headache, I Don’t Know How That Bullet Got There
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
Wife shoots husband in the head while he’s sleeping and when he wakes up she tells him he just has a headache.
Posted in Dumb Criminals Tags: dumb people, florida, marriage, michael moylan, shooting, stupid people No Comments »Teenager Arrested for Dialing Random Numbers in Attempt to Sell Marijuana
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
In Gulfport, Florida a fourteen year-old boy dialed a wrong number and was eventually arrested for it. Since the boy is a minor his name is not being released to the public. It appears to police investigators that the boy was dialing random numbers in the effort to solicit customers to sell marijuana and other [...]
The Cookie Diet – Could it Really be True?
Posted by Chief Idiot on June 25th, 2007
There's a new diet in town, well not so new, but one that is not that well known. It involves eating cookies to help curb your appetite. The cookie diet was created in the 1970's by Dr. Sanford Siegal, a Miami physician. He wanted to create something that would help people control their hunger so [...]
Teen Thieves Caught – Idiots Caught With Their Myspace Profiles
Posted by Chief Idiot on June 25th, 2007
Two teenage brothers were caught after breaking into a house by leaving their myspace profile on the victims computer. Talk about stupid thieves!
Burglars beware, teenagers with ps3’s and samurai swords are not easy to steal from
Posted by Chief Idiot on June 12th, 2007
It's no secret that teenagers love their PS3's and other game systems. That is what teenager, Damian Fernandez of Hialeah Florida taught a few unlucky burglars by striking one of them in the chest with his samauri sword.
