Some poor sap seems to have lost $54,000 worth of weed. Either it fell of their car or maybe fell of a truck or something, but some road clean up crews near Tampa, Florida found it while picking up trash. The funny thing about this; the Florida Highway Patrol is looking for someone to claim it!

In an apparent attempt at stealing a bunch of drugs from a CVS pharmacy, Jeffery Mumani was arrested in Silver Springs Shores after he crawled into an air conditioner vent and got stuck there. He was wedged in the vent overnight for around 10 hours before calling out for help when the store opened at 8 AM.

In Gulfport, Florida a fourteen year-old boy dialed a wrong number and was eventually arrested for it. Since the boy is a minor his name is not being released to the public. It appears to police investigators that the boy was dialing random numbers in the effort to solicit customers to sell marijuana and other drugs. The boy dialed the number of Matt Parks, an undercover detective and offered to sell drugs to Parks. The two arranged to meet at a school parking lot for the exchange.

In Edinburg, Texas 2000 pounds of marijuana caught fire. The fire was so severe that it took 35 fire fighters to battle the blaze with 1000 gallons of water and chemicals and several hundred bags of cheetos and cookies.

Alli, the newly FDA approved diet pill, is an over the counter version of the prescription-only weight-loss medicine, Xenical, that has been available for several years. Having previously heard of Xenical, I became interested and visited the alli website. While going through their on-line test to see if “I was ready for the alli plan,” I found pictures of greasy burgers, fatty foods, and even donuts, followed by a picture of the bathroom. The web-site has daily regiments you must stick to for losing weight, such as physical exercise, eating healthier and reducing fat in your diet. Why are they showing me pictures of hamburgers and donuts, are those the diet foods that the company is referring to? The other question is that if I were to exercise and reduce the amount of my fat consumption, I would lose weight anyway, why do I need this miracle pill?

A Bluffton woman wakes up one morning to find all kinds of profanities written on her body. Her husband is the culprit. I guess her husband couldn’t sleep, and couldn’t find anything else to occupy his time, so he started writing all over her body with an ink pen.

After reading my article about Dr. Shulgin, one of our readers, Sean had some pretty strong opinions on the matter as well. Sean had the following to say about me and Dr Shulgin: