In Plymouth, Wis. there are donkeys roaming all around appearantly. Francis and Karee Abbott, called Firefighters to rescue a donkey from their well. Apparently the donkey had fallen through some planks covering the well and dropped approximately fifteen feet.

Pet problem gone wild, Wanda Landstom, 81 was found living in a house like a zoo. On Monday, June 4, Animal Control had seized 120 pet rats, 25 rabbits, six parakeets, a quail, a cockatiel, and a dog. Wanda started out with only a few harmless pets, just a couple of rabbits and a couple of pet rats. What she didn’t know was how fast these animals multiple.  Soon her rats had re-produced into 120 pet rats. Poor Wanda couldn’t part with her beloved furry friends, and soon ran out of cages to house them all, so she decided to let them run free in her house. What I am wondering, is how one would walk around a house with so many rats and avoid stepping on them and having to clean up rat shit from 120 of the bastards running around. And let’s not forget her population of rabbits, at 25. 

Pelicans are very unfriendly, it doesn’t matter how much fish you give them, they will still try to take whatever you have in your hand or in this case whatever is nearby (i.e. some midget womans’ head).