So do you sue God when you get a heart attack?

February 27, 2007 · Filed Under Religious Idiots

For $25 you get all this food from Angel Food Ministries. God doesn’t promote healthy eating… I don’t think one could eat all these fatty foods for any length of time, and not get a heart attack or stroke somewhere along the way.

February’s Menu:

(1) 3 lb. Breaded Chicken Tenders
(1) 1.5 lb. St. Louis Style Ribs
(1) 4 lb. I.Q.F. Chicken Thighs
(1) 1 lb. Ground Beef
(1) 2 lb. Breaded Chicken Breast Filets
(10) 4 oz. Beef Burritos
(1) 12 oz. Smoked Sausage
(1) 20 ct. Old El Paso Taco Shells
(1) 16 oz. Pinto Beans
(1) 16 oz. Rice
(1) 7.5 oz. Corn Muffin Mix
(1) 20 oz. Shoestring French Fries
(1) 16 oz. Sugar Snap Peas
(1) 16 oz. 4-Way Mixed Vegetables
(1) 15 oz. Breakfast Cereal
(1) Dozen Eggs
(1) 27 oz. Pie