I don’t think this guy could have pulled this off if he tried, it almost makes me cringe when I watch it.
Pelicans are very unfriendly, it doesn’t matter how much fish you give them, they will still try to take whatever you have in your hand or in this case whatever is nearby (i.e. some midget womans’ head).
Tofu = Bad but Soy Sauce is ok according to a blog post by James Ruiz. Mr. Ruiz thinks that eating soy is turing our children into a bunch of little faggots! James, or Jim… you are an Idiot. If anything is turning
Appearantly unbeknowst to P Diddy, one of the jackets in his Sean John line of clothing that is sold nationwide by the department store chain Macys, contained raccoon dog fur instead of synthetic fur. The garments manufactured in China were supposed