Archive for the ‘Political Idiots’ Category

Obama Begs Iran to Return Spy Drone

RQ 170 Spy Drone in Iran's Possession

So, how familiar is everyone with the term “Indian Giver”? Not to be mistaken for something that is given by a person of Indian decent, but meaning, “Someone who gives something to someone as a present, but then asks for it back.” Well everybody, it is sure to be said that President Barack Obama is [...]

Police in Pennsylvania Handing Tickets for Swearing

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Just when you thought this world and justice system was as bad as can be, it gets worse by the second. An American rights group of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is suing the police for handing out tickets which carry a jail sentence to people for swearing. If this is a crime, I’m pretty positive each and [...]

Lack of Government Bailout Causes Stock Market Crash

Today, the failure of the US Congress to pass the financial system bail legislation might very well become one of the most important days in modern history. You see, the banking system is on the verge of collapsing and really needs a government rescue. More than half of the House of Representitives voted against allowing [...]

Washington Mutual – Largest Bank Failure in US History

WaMu has become the latest failure in the financial meltdown that has plagued the United States banking system. One wonders who the idiots are let this happen? WaMu management? Regulators? Congress for not acting? The rating firms that lowered the ratings on their debt? Everyone’s deposits at the bank are safe as the branches and [...]

Buddafingers and Stoners Candy Bars Owner Sentenced

The founder of an Oakland food factory that laces everything from cookies to barbecue sauce with marijuana has been on trial recently for a federal drug charge. Federal drug agents raided Tainted Inc. in Oakland a few years ago, and arrested three of Martin’s employees on drug charges for allegedly producing such marijuana-laced products as [...]

China Buys the United States for $1 trillion!

As the financial markets continue to crumble China will soon swoop in and make us their bitch! That’s right soon there will be little American schoolchildren sweatshops making things for China. You see folks, your money in the bank is safe only as long as our government has the funds to guarantee it. If the [...]

Department of The Interior Employees in Sex and Gift Scandal

Thirteen employees from the Interior Department were named in a two-year long report about an investigation into the Denver Minerals Management Service office. The report cost U.S. taxpayers $5.3 million and describes a fraternity like culture within the organization. Rigging contracts, sexual relationships, promotion of an adult toy side business, cocaine use and many others [...]