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In an apparent attempt at stealing a bunch of drugs from a CVS pharmacy, Jeffery Mumani was arrested in Silver Springs Shores after he crawled into an air conditioner vent and got stuck there. He was wedged in the vent overnight for around 10 hours before calling out for help when the store opened at [...]
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Burglar Gets Stuck in Air Vent during Attempted Drug Store Theft
Posted by Chief Idiot on October 24th, 2007
Posted in Dumb Criminals 
Tags: burglar, cvs, drugs, jeffery mumani, pharmacy, silver spring shores, theft 
No Comments »Man Hides Dildos in Sausage – Plans on Smuggling them into Dubai
Posted by Chief Idiot on September 21st, 2007
Appearantly long hard thick sausage are legal in Dubai, but sex toys aren’t. A Dubai man dropped some sausages off at a butcher ship in Berlin, Germany and asked them to wrap them, cool them and hold onto them as he was planning on flying to Dubai the following day. But a watchful employee noticed [...]
Posted in Average Idiots, Dumb Criminals Tags: criminals, dildo, dubai, germany, sausage, sex toys, smuggling 2 Comments »McDonalds Burger Flipper Arrested for Serving Salty Burger!
Posted by Chief Idiot on September 9th, 2007
Now that’s a salty burger! – In Union City, GA a distraught Kendra Bull spent a night in jail on charges of misdemeanor reckless conduct. Appearantly she accidently spilled salt on the hamburger meat. A police officer appearantly claims he got sick from eating the salty meat and proceeded to question the suspect in the [...]
Posted in Average Idiots, Dumb Criminals Tags: dumb police, kendra bull, mcdonalds, salty burger, salty meat, stupid arrests 1 Comment »NYPD Traffic Cops: Caught Breaking the Law on Video!
Posted by Chief Idiot on August 17th, 2007
Jimmy Justice finds NYPD Traffic Cops breaking the law by parking in front of Fire Hydrants! Now that these women cops are busted I hope they lose their jobs and others learn their lesson! There are all kinds of crooked cops in this world, some are just not that smart and decide to argue with [...]
Posted in Dumb Criminals, Idiot Videos Tags: jimmy justice, law enforcement, nypd traffic cops, stupid police, video No Comments »Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office Could Care Less About Digital Stalking with GPS Tracking Devices!
Posted by Chief Idiot on August 14th, 2007
This story is both to raise awareness about a serious issue affecting the digital age and a plea to the Internet community for help in bringing my particular problem into the spotlight. The issue stems from a readily available piece of technology that most people aren’t even aware is available in the capacity I am [...]
Posted in Dumb Criminals Tags: gps, gps stalking, gps tracking, gps vehicle tracking, palm beach county sheriffs office, pbso, stalking No Comments »Mexican Family Keeps Rotting Corpse of Husband / Father a Secret for a Year.
Posted by Chief Idiot on August 3rd, 2007
Mercedes Velarde’s husband, Edmundo, is dead, he’s been dead for over a year now. This small fact hasn’t stopped Mercedes from keeping his rotting corpse next to their bed. Appearantly the whole family is wacky and has obvious psychological problems, one of the son’s even helped pick worms off the rotting corpse.
Posted in Average Idiots, Dumb Criminals Tags: corpse, deceased father, mexico, rotting corpse, stupid family 1 Comment »Sex with your bike? I don’t think so.
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on July 5th, 2007
A Scottish man Robert Stewart, who is 51 was staying at the Aberley House Hostel. The Aberley House is hotel for the homeless. Robert was a little drunk and thought it might be fun to have sex with his bicycle. He was getting huffy with his huffy, when two cleaning people walked in on him. Robert [...]
Posted in Dumb Criminals Tags: aberley house hostel, masterbation, robert stewart, sex, weirdo No Comments »
