Jarell Paul Arnold, a 34 year old man from Anchorage, Alaska walked into the local Midtown credit union to do some banking. Mr. Arnold inquired about the balance on his account giving the teller his account number and ID. The tell Letecia Chroust was happy to help and gave Arnold the information. When Chroust was [...]
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Henry Earl – Arrested 1,000 Times
This is our idiot of the month, Henry Earl. He is a man from Lexington, KY that has been arrested 1,000 times for “Alcohol Intoxication”. He faced a judge this week for his 35th charge this year and the judge gave him 1,000 days in jail for his anniversary. Earl, upset at the sentence and [...]
Buddafingers and Stoners Candy Bars Owner Sentenced
The founder of an Oakland food factory that laces everything from cookies to barbecue sauce with marijuana has been on trial recently for a federal drug charge. Federal drug agents raided Tainted Inc. in Oakland a few years ago, and arrested three of Martin’s employees on drug charges for allegedly producing such marijuana-laced products as [...]
Crossdressing Thief Leaves Condom-Filled Fake Breast Behind
An eldery, 74 year old woman from Port Saint Lucie, FL recently had her purse snatched by a fake woman! The woman believes she was followed by the “shim” while she was shopping. Police recovered a condom filled with water that was appearantly used by the thief as a fake breast. The CSI team is [...]
Economy Meltdown – The Worst Has Yet To Come?
The mortgage crisis is about to hit full throttle, and the brittle “house” of cards about to come crashing down on the US economy. The government is trying to rescue us by lowering interest rates and introducing a stimulus package to energize the economy. I feel that these efforts are not going to fix the [...]
Did you lose your Marijuana?
Some poor sap seems to have lost $54,000 worth of weed. Either it fell of their car or maybe fell of a truck or something, but some road clean up crews near Tampa, Florida found it while picking up trash. The funny thing about this; the Florida Highway Patrol is looking for someone to claim [...]
Burglar Gets Stuck in Air Vent during Attempted Drug Store Theft
In an apparent attempt at stealing a bunch of drugs from a CVS pharmacy, Jeffery Mumani was arrested in Silver Springs Shores after he crawled into an air conditioner vent and got stuck there. He was wedged in the vent overnight for around 10 hours before calling out for help when the store opened at [...]
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