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    Washington Mutual - Largest Bank Failure in US History

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    WaMu has become the latest failure in the financial meltdown that has plagued the United States banking system. One wonders who the idiots are let this happen? WaMu management? Regulators? Congress for not acting? The rating firms that lowered the ratings on their debt? Everyone’s deposits at the bank are safe as the branches and accounts were bought by JPmorgan Chase for $1.9billion.
    What is amazing is the fact that it didn’t take a smart person to see this coming! Hopefully Americans do not lose faith in the banking system and …

    China Buys the United States for $1 trillion!

    Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

    As the financial markets continue to crumble China will soon swoop in and make us their bitch! That’s right soon there will be little American schoolchildren sweatshops making things for China. You see folks, your money in the bank is safe only as long as our government has the funds to guarantee it. If the domino effect of the financial system continues on it’s course, the entire economy could collapse. Your money in the bank will disappear and the government will not be able to pay out the insurance …

    Personal Condom Dispenser - Bedside Timesaver?? WTF?

    Thursday, September 11th, 2008

    What better way to pimp out your bachelor pad than with a personal, bedside condom dispenser. That right for only $28 you can get one of these stylish dispensers of condoms. WTF? who the hell wants to keep their condoms on the night stand in a handy little dispenser?
    They call it the Condo-M and it holds up to 24 rubbers. Who the hell thinks this crap up???? Seriously folks, invent something a little more useful!
    Now if they only had a handy used condom disposal unit that without any mess …

    Lindsay Lohan, the Marilyn Monroe of the 21st Century?

    Thursday, September 4th, 2008

    She’s certainly on a road to self-destruction, but young Lohan is certainly comparing herself to legends past. Lohan decided to do a nude photo shoot, Monroe style, for New York Magazine this past February. Why try to remake something when there’s no way that it could be made better then Marilyn herself. I know a lot of people are happy to see Lindsay getting back on her feet but this is no way to start. Hopefully she doesn’t OD like Marilyn did! Enjoy these photos!
    To see all the released photos, …

    Economy Meltdown - The Worst Has Yet To Come?

    Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

    The mortgage crisis is about to hit full throttle, and the brittle “house” of cards about to come crashing down on the US economy. The government is trying to rescue us by lowering interest rates and introducing a stimulus package to energize the economy. I feel that these efforts are not going to fix the root of the problem and things are going to get much much worse before there is any sign of a recovery. Here are seven creative ways in which we could revitalize the economy and keep …

    Video Sharing site VEOH screws members and website partners big time!!!!!!!!!!

    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

    In an apparant slap in the face to the VEOH community, they are no longer allowing you to view vidoes longers than 20 minutes from their flash browser, instead they are only allowing 5 minute previews and are forcing people to use the brokenware VeohTV player. This is a horrible decision by veoh as there are plenty of other video sharing sites around now (Broadcaster, Guba, Myspace Videos, GoFish, iMeem, vidshadow, etc…..).
    The kicker is all websites that have embedded these 20+ minute videos are now pretty much broken because …

    Printers Cause Lung Cancer? Uh Oh! are Laser Printer Makers the Next Target of Cancer Cause Lawsuits?

    Friday, August 3rd, 2007

    An Austrialian university released a study that determined there is a very good chance that laser printers, or more precisely the toner cartridge, may cause cancer at levels that are on par with someone who smokes cigarettes! The tobacco industry has battled numerous lawsuits, spending billions of dollars in monetary awards, awareness programs, and legal fees because of tobacco / cigarettes role in deaths and illnesses nationwide.