Flying Timbits, Police Request Coffee with them Donuts to Investigate!

June 27, 2007 · Filed Under Average Idiots

In Western Newfoundland, Canada some drive-bys took place at around 1:30 a.m. A woman was assaulted with Timbits, which is a popular Canadian bite size donut. The 20 year-old woman couldn’t make out the license plate of the car, but did say it looked like a Pontiac Trans Am in a bronze color.

Police were quick to arrive on the scene, after all, the flying donuts were great motivation. Police also collected lots of clues, the only request was some coffee to go with the donuts. Mmmmmm Tasty!

Timbits are a brand of Bite Sized Donuts