IdiotBrain - Because People are Stupid

Lack of Government Bailout Causes Stock Market Crash

Chief Idiot — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:02:45 +0000

Today, the failure of the US Congress to pass the financial system bail legislation might very well become one of the most important days in modern history. You see, the banking system is on the very of collapse and really needed a government rescue. More than half of the House of Representitives voted against allowing the government to buy up to $700 billion in toxic loans. This bill might very well have saved wall street, main street, and the rest of this country! The government today seperated themselves from wall ...

Washington Mutual - Largest Bank Failure in US History

Chief Idiot — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:14:16 +0000

WaMu has become the latest failure in the financial meltdown that has plagued the United States banking system. One wonders who the idiots are let this happen? WaMu management? Regulators? Congress for not acting? The rating firms that lowered the ratings on their debt? Everyone’s deposits at the bank are safe as the branches and accounts were bought by JPmorgan Chase for $1.9billion. What is amazing is the fact that it didn’t take a smart person to see this coming! Hopefully Americans do not lose faith in the banking system and ...

Henry Earl - Arrested 1,000 Times

Chief Idiot — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:23:07 +0000

This is our idiot of the month, Henry Earl. He is a man from Lexington, KY that has been arrested 1,000 times for “Alcohol Intoxication”. He faced a judge this week for his 35th charge this year and the judge gave him 1,000 days in jail for his anniversary. Earl, upset at the sentence and appearantly brain damaged from all the alcohol he’s been drinking, stated how he would see the judge again on Thursday. Whatever the hell that means. He pleaded guilty to begin with! This has to be a ...

Stereo Guy Likes Audio Cables Better Than Women

Chief Idiot — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:46:30 +0000

This (Russian?) guy likes his audio cables better than women and he goes on to give a list of reasons why they are better! He is a troubled man who needs to get more……

Slow Motion Video Compilation

Chief Idiot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:10:35 +0000

A 4+ minute video of various ordinary things filmed with very very slow motion video equipment. Although I thought it was interesting, I quickly grew bored of waiting…………

Buddafingers and Stoners Candy Bars Owner Sentenced

Chief Idiot — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:56:42 +0000

The founder of an Oakland food factory that laces everything from cookies to barbecue sauce with marijuana has been on trial recently for a federal drug charge. Federal drug agents raided Tainted Inc. in Oakland a few years ago, and arrested three of Martin’s employees on drug charges for allegedly producing such marijuana-laced products as honey, soda and other snacks. At the time, federal officers couldn’t find Martin and considered him a fugitive. Martin said he was on vacation and made arrangements to promptly turn himself in once he’d heard ...

China Buys the United States for $1 trillion!

Chief Idiot — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:11:29 +0000

As the financial markets continue to crumble China will soon swoop in and make us their bitch! That’s right soon there will be little American schoolchildren sweatshops making things for China. You see folks, your money in the bank is safe only as long as our government has the funds to guarantee it. If the domino effect of the financial system continues on it’s course, the entire economy could collapse. Your money in the bank will disappear and the government will not be able to pay out the insurance ...

Personal Condom Dispenser - Bedside Timesaver?? WTF?

Chief Idiot — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:03:55 +0000

What better way to pimp out your bachelor pad than with a personal, bedside condom dispenser. That right for only $28 you can get one of these stylish dispensers of condoms. WTF? who the hell wants to keep their condoms on the night stand in a handy little dispenser? They call it the Condo-M and it holds up to 24 rubbers. Who the hell thinks this crap up???? Seriously folks, invent something a little more useful! Now if they only had a handy used condom disposal unit that without any mess ...

Department of The Interior Employees in Sex and Gift Scandal

Chief Idiot — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:15:08 +0000

Thirteen employees from the Interior Department were named in a two-year long report about an investigation into the Denver Minerals Management Service office. The report cost U.S. taxpayers $5.3 million and describes a fraternity like culture within the organization. Rigging contracts, sexual relationships, promotion of an adult toy side business, cocaine use and many others were amongst the individual items detailed in the report. The DMMS office is responsible for marketing and selling oil and gas that the government received as payment for drilling rights on Federal land. Last year alone, ...

Lindsay Lohan, the Marilyn Monroe of the 21st Century?

Chief Idiot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:43:51 +0000

She’s certainly on a road to self-destruction, but young Lohan is certainly comparing herself to legends past. Lohan decided to do a nude photo shoot, Monroe style, for New York Magazine this past February. Why try to remake something when there’s no way that it could be made better then Marilyn herself. I know a lot of people are happy to see Lindsay getting back on her feet but this is no way to start. Hopefully she doesn’t OD like Marilyn did! Enjoy these photos! To see all the released photos, ...