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Honey You Just Have a Headache, I Don’t Know How That Bullet Got There
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
Posted in Dumb Criminals 
Tags: dumb people, florida, marriage, michael moylan, shooting, stupid people 
No Comments »Teenager Arrested for Dialing Random Numbers in Attempt to Sell Marijuana
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
In Gulfport, Florida a fourteen year-old boy dialed a wrong number and was eventually arrested for it. Since the boy is a minor his name is not being released to the public. It appears to police investigators that the boy was dialing random numbers in the effort to solicit customers to sell marijuana and other [...]
Germany Bans Tom Cruise for Scientology Beliefs
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 25th, 2007
Tom Cruise is set to start producing a movie about Adolf Hitler, but Germany will not allow him to use any German military sites. The German government doesn’t recognize Scientology as a real religion, they claim it masquerades as a religion to make money. Gee wonder where they get that Idea? I guess Germany doesn't [...]
Posted in Celebrity Idiots, Religious Idiots Tags: germany, religion, scientology, stupid policy, tom cruise 3 Comments »Sushi Shortage may lead to Horse Sushi, Deer Sushi?
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 25th, 2007
There is an international shortage of tuna that may very well ruin our sushi eating ways. Japan eats the most popular Bluefin Tuna, and consumes 60,000 tons a year, 75% of the world’s annual catch. The Bluefin just can grow quick enough. This has left Japan looking for alternatives in sushi dining, like using raw [...]
Posted in Idiot Ideas? Tags: asia, deer sushi, food, horse, horse sushi, japan, shigekazu ozoe, sushi, tokyo, weird food 1 Comment »DUI on a Horse? WTF!
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 25th, 2007
In Sylvania, AL a woman was arrested for DUI. This is no big news, however the woman wasn’t even driving, she was riding. York, the Alabama woman was riding her horse on the road and obstructing traffic, when police asked her to get off the horse. York was eventually apprehended and charged with riding [...]
Elwood, World’s Ugliest Dog Winner – Ugly is an Understatement
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 24th, 2007
Elwood was crowned the ugliest dog in Petaluma, California. Elwood certainly is ugly, to me, he looks like some sort of monster. Elwood’s owner Karen Quigley thinks, “he’s the cutest thing that ever lived.” Maybe she is blind. Elwood is 2 years old and lives in Sewell, New Jersey. He is part Chinese Crested and [...]
Posted in Average Idiots Tags: animals, beauty pageant, california, dog, elwood, karen quigley, ugly dog No Comments »The Elephant Man of China.
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 24th, 2007
The “Elephant Man,” a Chinese man, 31 years old, is set to have surgery to have the 33 pound tumor on his face removed. The surgery does have some serious risk, as the man has some major blood vessels running through the tumor, and faces the possibility of bleeding to death. The man has had [...]
