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A Scottish man Robert Stewart, who is 51 was staying at the Aberley House Hostel. The Aberley House is hotel for the homeless. Robert was a little drunk and thought it might be fun to have sex with his bicycle. He was getting huffy with his huffy, when two cleaning people walked in on him. Robert [...]
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Sex with your bike? I don’t think so.
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on July 5th, 2007
Posted in Dumb Criminals 
Tags: aberley house hostel, masterbation, robert stewart, sex, weirdo 
No Comments »Marijuana, It’s What’s For Dinner
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on July 2nd, 2007
In Indonesia drug trafficking is a serious crime, if convicted you get the death penalty.Possession is also a crime. Yusuf Kalla, the Vice President of Indonesia says, however that marijuana used in cooking is legal. It has been used by Indonesian chefs for a long time as a traditional way to season curries. They use [...]
Homeless, Healther than the Average American?
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 29th, 2007
A report by Health & Human Services Department claims that the homeless lifestyle is healthier than the average American. The report is based on several demographic groups all across the US. They factored in diet, exercise and recreational actives. The report is due out early next week and does state that the homeless do maintain a [...]
Posted in Average Idiots Tags: health, health insurance, homeless, lifepsan, longevity, quality of life, stupid policy 1 Comment »Lather & Lace – Haircuts in Lingerie, what a concept
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 29th, 2007
In Salem, New Hampshire there is a very different kind of men's only, hair salon called Lather & Lace. The stylists cut your hair while wearing lingerie and skimpy outfits. Now, I can imagine what you guys are thinking, “What else do I get with my haircut?”. Well, they only provide standard hair salon services, [...]
Come Meet My Grandpa, He’s Frozen in the Shed
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
In Nederland, Colorado, Bredo Morstoel is known as the town’s frozen Grandpa. Grandpa Bredo took his last breath in 1989, and rests in a frozen steel coffin surrounded by insulation and blanketing. The family of Grandpa Bredo has built a mausoleum, out of a shed with a picture of Bredo when he was alive.
Posted in Idiot Ideas? Tags: colorado, frozen dead guy, frozen grandpa, grampa bredo, rotting corpse No Comments »Flying Timbits, Police Request Coffee with them Donuts to Investigate!
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
In Western Newfoundland, Canada some drive-bys took place at around 1:30 a.m. A woman was assaulted with Timbits, which is a popular Canadian bite size donut. The 20 year-old woman couldn’t make out the license plate of the car, but did say it looked like a Pontiac Trans Am in a bronze color.
Posted in Average Idiots Tags: canada, crime, donuts, driveby, food, munchies, police, timbits No Comments »Abu Hamza – Terrorist – A.K.A Captain Hook Doesn’t Like Gays
Posted by The Blonde Idiot on June 27th, 2007
Abu Hamza, 48 is a convicted terrorist, serving his time in the UK for inciting murder and racial hatred. Abu Hamz has a hook on one arm and requires extensive care for day to day functioning. He cannot even use the bathroom by himself. Hamza has had the same male nurse for two years and [...]
Posted in Dumb Criminals Tags: abu hamza, homosexuals, terrorist, united kingdom, united states 1 Comment »
