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    Man Hides Dildos in Sausage - Plans on Smuggling them into Dubai

    Friday, September 21st, 2007

    Appearantly long hard thick sausage are legal in Dubai, but sex toys aren’t. A Dubai man dropped some sausages off at a butcher ship in Berlin, Germany and asked them to wrap them, cool them and hold onto them as he was planning on flying to Dubai the following day. But a watchful employee noticed that the sausages seemed a little too heavy. The butcher shop promptly contacted the police for fear there might be something hidden inside the enourmous weiners. How right they were.

    O.J. Simpson - Trouble Just Follows Him - Prosecutors Press Charges

    Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

    Does trouble find OJ or does OJ just seem to always find trouble? Prosecutors in Las Vegas havefiled numerous charges against him for an altercation at the Palace Station hotel in Las Vegas. If convicted of these latest charges, OJ could spend the rest of his life behind bars. OJ claims he was setup and was only going to reclaim some of his treasured memorabilia from his football days.

    McDonalds Burger Flipper Arrested for Serving Salty Burger!

    Sunday, September 9th, 2007

    Now that’s a salty burger! - In Union City, GA a distraught Kendra Bull spent a night in jail on charges of misdemeanor reckless conduct. Appearantly she accidently spilled salt on the hamburger meat. A police officer appearantly claims he got sick from eating the salty meat and proceeded to question the suspect in the parking lot of the McDonalds.