• About
  • Contact
  • Archive for July, 2007

    Hooters Girl thought she was getting a Free Toyota in Drinking Contest

    Monday, July 30th, 2007

    This is a funny story about everyones favorite chicken wings restaurant, Hooters. A Florida Hooters employee entered a drinking contest thinking the top prize was a brand new Toyota automobile. She was very mistaken!
    In a funny twist and play on words, Hooters didn't award a Toyota but gave her a ……

    Church Universal and Triumphant to Receive Millons from the US Government for Buffalo Lawn Mowing Rights

    Saturday, July 28th, 2007

    A very large church organization, the Church Universal and Triumphant, is set to receive millions from the US Government…..for allowing buffalos to graze on the churchs' 12,000 acre property north of Yellowstone National Park. The Montana land, which the church puchased in 1981; is adjacent to the national park and appearantly in need of grass cutting. So, what do they do? They get the US Government to not only trim it for free, but actually pay them for the right to do so. All this in the name of the bison aka the …

    China Orders all Hotels to Provide Condoms

    Saturday, July 28th, 2007

    If you are planning on staying in a Chineese hotel in the near future, there might be some extra toiletries on your sink. The Chineese commerce and health ministries has issued a new regulation requiring condoms to be provided at all hotels, holiday resorts, and public showers. In addition to the condoms, they must also provide pamphlets about AIDS prevention to be displayed.

    Running of the Bulls - Mad Cow Maims Runner

    Monday, July 16th, 2007

    It's been a tradition in Pamplona Spain since 1924, tens of thousands of people gather here to run free with wild bulls. Amazingly, only 13 people have died through the years during the annual 8 day festival. This crazy bull video was taken during the 2005 Running of the Bulls.

    Amy Polumbo photos - Miss New Jersey has nothing to worry about with these Blackmail photos!

    Thursday, July 12th, 2007

    There has been a lot of buzz lately surrounding yet another pageant queen, this time it's Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo. She was recently being blackmailed to give up her crown. Instead she fought back, first going to the police and then releasing these "Sexy" "Racy" photos. Did anyone actually think there were some nude Amy Polumbo photos out there? I know I did! It's just a girl having fun and she has nothing to be ashamed of, it's not like she was flashing her beaver like some other people we …

    Sex with your bike? I don’t think so.

    Thursday, July 5th, 2007

    A Scottish man Robert Stewart, who is 51 was staying at the Aberley House Hostel. The Aberley House is hotel for the homeless. Robert was a little drunk and thought it might be fun to have sex with his bicycle. He was getting huffy with his huffy, when two cleaning people walked in on him.
    Robert was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, simulated sex with a bicycle and doing so in the presence of two female employees.

    Marijuana, It’s What’s For Dinner

    Monday, July 2nd, 2007

    In Indonesia drug trafficking is a serious crime, if convicted you get the death penalty.Possession is also a crime.
    Yusuf Kalla, the Vice President of Indonesia says, however that marijuana used in cooking is legal. It has been used by Indonesian chefs for a long time as a traditional way to season curries. They use small amounts of crushed marijuana leaves or the seeds to spice certain dishes.