Archive for June, 2007

Abu Hamza – Terrorist – A.K.A Captain Hook Doesn’t Like Gays

Abu Hamza, 48 is a convicted terrorist, serving his time in the UK for inciting murder and racial hatred. Abu Hamz has a hook on one arm and requires extensive care for day to day functioning. He cannot even use the bathroom by himself. Hamza has had the same male nurse for two years and [...]

Honey You Just Have a Headache, I Don’t Know How That Bullet Got There

Wife shoots husband in the head while he’s sleeping and when he wakes up she tells him he just has a headache.

Ashera – The Expensive $22,000 Pussy err Luxury Cat!

The Ashera is a brand new cat breed produced by Lifestyle Pets out of Willmington, Delaware. The Ashera carries a hefty price tag of $22,000 and comes with a 9-12 month waiting period before you get your hands on this high priced pussy, or you can opt for a premium placement to get your cat quicker [...]

Teenager Arrested for Dialing Random Numbers in Attempt to Sell Marijuana

In Gulfport, Florida a fourteen year-old boy dialed a wrong number and was eventually arrested for it. Since the boy is a minor his name is not being released to the public. It appears to police investigators that the boy was dialing random numbers in the effort to solicit customers to sell marijuana and other [...]

WWE Wrestler Chris Benoit Kills Family & Himself

A professional WWE wrestler, Chris Benoit killed his wife, kid and then himself! The 40-year old Benoit killed his little 7 year old son and Wife nancy in what police are calling a murder-suicide. Benoit appearantly sent some disturbing text messages to his friends on Sunday morning and the family was found dead on Monday.

Germany Bans Tom Cruise for Scientology Beliefs

Tom Cruise is set to start producing a movie about Adolf Hitler, but Germany will not allow him to use any German military sites. The German government doesn’t recognize Scientology as a real religion, they claim it masquerades as a religion to make money. Gee wonder where they get that Idea? I guess Germany doesn't [...]

Sushi Shortage may lead to Horse Sushi, Deer Sushi?

There is an international shortage of tuna that may very well ruin our sushi eating ways. Japan eats the most popular Bluefin Tuna, and consumes 60,000 tons a year, 75% of the world’s annual catch. The Bluefin just can grow quick enough. This has left Japan looking for alternatives in sushi dining, like using raw [...]