Marquise Hill dies while Jet Skiing without a life jacket and leaves his mistress clinging to a pylon
Marquise Hill was a defensive end for the New England Patriots whose dead body was found after he fell off a jet ski in Lake Pontchartrain. According to news sources Mr. Hill and a young lady “friend” were jet skiing without any life jackets. Additionally the articles and news reports talk about his fiance’ who was not with him at the time of the accident. The lady friend had to hang on to a pylon in the water to save herself from drowning, hopefully Mr. Hill’s fiance’ doesn’t kill her!
Is Ron Paul’s campaign staffers spamming Social News Sites?
In recent days, there seems to be a giant swarm of news articles posted to websites like Digg.com about unknown president wannabe Ron Paul. It appears his campaign or supporters are swarming en-masse posting and digging stories about this guy. Even his Wikipedia entry is quite impressive with tons of information about him, but it definatly appears to be a paid editing, as it has so much information but a zero google pagerank and the revision history shows large amounts of information added at a time. Read more
Top 25 Simpsons quotes of all time
These are just some of the great quotes from the Simpsons tv-series, I’m sure there are hundreds more ….
Miss USA falls during evening gown portion of Miss Universe
Mexico City, Mexico - Miss USA, Rachel Smith fell flat on her ass during the evening gown portion of the Miss Universe pageant but quickly recovered and went on to become a top five finalist. Throughout the rest of the competition Miss USA was booed vehemontly by the audience. Read more
Single PS3 Replacement Screw: cost $82
Be very careful when you take apart your Sony electronics in the future, some poor sap was charged almost 62 Euros for a “Special Screw” for his PS3 or approximately $82 USD. There is no possible way that any screw short of being made from some precious metal should ever cost more than a dollar or two at most. Sony, you get a Corporate Idiot award! Read more
Fat lazy mom, pushes baby carriage while on a Segway!
This lazy mommy is just typical of America, she has no interest in staying healthy and losing her post pregnancy fat, she’s walking her little one while riding a segway. Read more
George Bush gets shit on during a press conference…fecal matter really….
In the middle of a press conference, our president, George Bush was shit on by a passing sparrow. And who said birds are stupid animals?
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